Trader Joe’s Milk Spoils Again

Less than two weeks after the first incident, the Case of the Spoiled Milk is reopened.

Here’s how it went down:

Wouldn’t some milk go nicely with my toast?
Pulls out bottle. Take a sniff. Something’s…off.
Takes a tiny sip. Definitely off!
Runs to find mouthwash.

This time, the milk went bad 4 days before the expiration day.

I guess today or tomorrow I’m going to head back there and get an exchange. As frustrating as this is, I do appreciate TJ’s great customer service. Maybe when the summer’s over this problem will be resolved.

Trader Joe’s and the Mystery of the Spoiled Milk

A week ago, I purchased a 1/2 gallon of milk from Trader Joe’s for $1.49. The expiration date was for August 26. On Sunday, I used it to make French toast – and everything came out fine. When I poured the milk into the glass, however, I knew it had gone bad. Instead of a fragrant milkiness, there’s a weird aftertaste.

I thought about just dumping out the milk and chalking it up to a fluke, but I had only finished half the bottle. So even though I felt a little strange about it (it’s only $1.50, after all, and I didn’t have my receipt anymore), I decided to head back to Trader Joe’s and ask for a refund.

Just to be safe, I lugged the bottle of milk with me. At Trader Joe’s, I went to the customer service desk and explained the situation to the crew member. The nice gentlemen behind the desk immediately wrote me a refund for $1.49. “You can smell the milk,” I said eagerly. But he made a face and shook his head. Hah! That was probably the smart decision. (I smelled the milk and it was definitely funky!) 

I left the store with a new 1/2 gallon of milk and a further appreciation of Trader Joe’s customer service. I still have no idea what happened – maybe I just got a bad batch, or the date was mislabeled, etc. Anyone with a theory, please feel free to chime in! 

But at least now I have a new bottle of milk. So lessons learned: if the food is bad or spoiled, Trader Joe’s will issue a replacement / refund promptly. It never hurts to ask!

If Loving Trader Joe’s Chocolate Croissants is Wrong, I Don't Want to be Right

By  Trader Joe’s Chocolate Croissants, I am referring to these almost-too-good-to-be-true delights.

trader joes chocolate croissants If Loving Trader Joes Chocolate Croissants is Wrong, I Don't Want to be Right

Health-wise, these are not great for you (don’t look at the nutrition panel if you don’t have to). But taste-wise? Crispy, buttery, chocolate-y goodness all around. The best part is that there’s virtually zero prep involved (except time).

You just take a frozen croissant, set it out in room-temperature environment for 9 hours to let it rise, then pop it into the oven to bake for 15-25 minutes. Homemade taste & feel without all the work!

The personal finance blogger in me also appreciate the fact that the box of four croissants sells for $3.99. $1 a croissant? Amazing!

When I am feeling especially decadent, I will eat two of these. In one sitting.

I Know What I Want

This is what I am going to get tomorrow night.

There will be no rest until this mission has been accomplished.

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